a GDC experience <3

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HALT, GAMERS!! Don't waste your time and money traveling to GDC!

The hot new way to attend conferences IS HERE!! Immerse yourself in the highs and lows of the full and complete GDC experience over the course of 10 jam-packed minutes[1]!

A warm thank you to defense contractor Anduril Industries for funding a $5.00 digital discount vs. the in-person all-access pass[2]!!

Live out your wildest GDC dreams TODAY in this one-of-a-kind experience. You will:

• give a talk...
• ...collect b-cards from the gaming elite...
• ...experience culture at a responsible pace...
• ...and much more!!

Authentically conceived in a real overpriced Airbnb in San Francisco, this groundbreaking work combines elements of racing games, walking simulators, and interactive fiction to take you on an unforgettable journey sure to capture your attention for about 10 minutes[1].

So crack open a GFUEL™ and strap in for the future of virtual reality digitized metaversal conference attendance with "a GDC experience <3": The Heartbeat of Game Development!

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[1] 10-min completion time estimated for the median gamer; elite gamers may not derive the full 10 minutes playtime (current speedrun record is 5:47).

[2] playing this game in the browser without paying is an affront to God punishable by death, unless any of the following are true: (1) player has explicit written or verbal permission from the creator, cryy22; or (2) player is a broke boi; or (3) player is lazy.